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Joke itIt is a true story from a life of US president Kelvina Kulidzha, the touch introvert. Somehow during a dinner one guest has told to it: «I have argued with the husband that it you so that you will tell to me three words». On what Kulidzh has coldly responded: «you have lost».
Joke of the intuitionalist
Two thieves have got into high office building to make burglary. Suddenly they hear that to them someone goes. The Thief-intuitionalist speaks to the thief-sensoriku: «It is jumped in a window — or us it!» Sensorik responds: «You joke! We on the thirteenth floor!» On what the intuitionalist responds: «Now not time for superstitions — jump!»
Joke of the logician
Jim asks the brother Sam to sit with its dog while it will not be in a city. In the same evening Jim calls to learn, how is its dog. Sam who was the logician, straight off responds it: «Your stupid dog has died». Jim who, certainly, is upset, starts to utter to the brother for such insensibility: «If you were though a little sensitive, you would speak to me about it gradually. You would tell to me:« To your dog there was an accident ». When I would call the next day, you should tell to me:« the Status of your dog has worsened ». For the third day I would be already prepared for bad news. By the way, time I has called, how is mum?» Sam responds to it: «To mum there was an accident».
Joke ethics
The person who had a glass eye, once casually has swallowed it. In couple of weeks it comes to the doctor and complains of a pain in intestines, mentioning nothing a glass eye. The doctor, examining the patient, asks it to bend and, having noticed that the eye looks at it, speaks: «Listen, if you want, that I have helped you, you should trust me».
Joke it
In a city flooding; on the Main street water stream rushes, carrying away with itself everything that to it comes across. The little boy looks out of the window and sees, how on water to a corner of the house both back there and here the red cap moves. Surprised with an event, the boy calls mum who responds him: «Calm down, he/she is your daddy cuts a lawn — he has promised today that with a head will plunge into job».
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